UMMG Lack of Updates
Sorry for the lack of updates - wrote about six papers this week, just finished eight pages of my ten pager and am about to play some more kingdom hearts. Just thought i'd make a statement...
One of the few things getting me through these last few weeks is an abundant amount of diet pepsi products including pepsi one, lime, twist, and regular diet pepsi.
Pepsi one wasn't too bad and is by far the most tolerable, but good things can only last so long.
Pepsi twist...haven't gotten to that yet.
Diet pepsi...it's alright, but i'll stick with diet coke.
Now here's where it gets interesting...diet pepsi lime. This was initially comparable to the sweet nectar of the Gods, but after my 8th can it has become something more despicable.
Who ever thought of sticking lime in my diet pop products deserves to be shot in the face. At first I said to myself, "okay, awesome, this adds a bit of flavor to an otherwise tastless piece of shit. Now mainstream folks can get into it."
Wrong. So horribly wrong.
I come from the darkness hoping that you heed my warning and listen to my prophecy of shadow and misery. If you drink enough diet pepsi lime, you will get sick of it. You will find stupid ways of finishing of the remaining cans. You will weep bitter tears of lime at the height of your epiphany. This is all because you will come to realize...
It's like drinking life savers. Jesus christ. You're probably saying to yourself, "awesome! life savers!"
No. Just no. You shut your filthy goddamn mouth. It's like drinking pure sugar mixed with hemlock. Your insides will churn and I promise that within 24 hours a goddamn face hugger will burst from your chest if you aren't already dead by then.
I'm gonna drink another can to see if my opinion of it changes. Be back.
One of the few things getting me through these last few weeks is an abundant amount of diet pepsi products including pepsi one, lime, twist, and regular diet pepsi.
Pepsi one wasn't too bad and is by far the most tolerable, but good things can only last so long.
Pepsi twist...haven't gotten to that yet.
Diet pepsi...it's alright, but i'll stick with diet coke.
Now here's where it gets interesting...diet pepsi lime. This was initially comparable to the sweet nectar of the Gods, but after my 8th can it has become something more despicable.
Who ever thought of sticking lime in my diet pop products deserves to be shot in the face. At first I said to myself, "okay, awesome, this adds a bit of flavor to an otherwise tastless piece of shit. Now mainstream folks can get into it."
Wrong. So horribly wrong.
I come from the darkness hoping that you heed my warning and listen to my prophecy of shadow and misery. If you drink enough diet pepsi lime, you will get sick of it. You will find stupid ways of finishing of the remaining cans. You will weep bitter tears of lime at the height of your epiphany. This is all because you will come to realize...
It's like drinking life savers. Jesus christ. You're probably saying to yourself, "awesome! life savers!"
No. Just no. You shut your filthy goddamn mouth. It's like drinking pure sugar mixed with hemlock. Your insides will churn and I promise that within 24 hours a goddamn face hugger will burst from your chest if you aren't already dead by then.
I'm gonna drink another can to see if my opinion of it changes. Be back.
Mmmm...The prospect of Hemlock, its overwhelming i must try lol.
Is it as bad as that shit in those glass bottles in your room?
Cuz that stuff was actually pretty good ya know.
But i will heed your warning, mostly because i already dislike pepsi products and am much more contented drinking my regular or caffine free coca cola.
In my travels i will be bringing back with my different types of bottles. Two glass ones of different sizes that they sell, and one elongated can, which never ceases to amaze me.
But if you would like a truly disgusting drink, i suggest Ouzo from Greece. Unless you like black licorish flavouring burning down the back of your throat i dont suggest it.
YECK.
Posted by
J.Q. |
7:05 AM